You think she's pregnant?
I don't know... she looks like she might be.
Oh, I would be so, so thrilled for her. She's waited so long.
Yeah, but it's partly her fault. I mean, she could really lose some weight. I heard it's much more difficult to have kids if you're overweight.
You shouldn't be so judgemental. Maybe it's genetic.
Nah, she eats to much for it to be genetic.
(and by the way, my loyal readers, I am not pregnant, as far as I know)